Speech Therapy & Lemons Are My Thing

2007-09-17T21:30:00.000+08:00

GREAT!! i got tempted to post again...

and its like TWO MORE WEEKS to the exams ):

haiz, i'm like cramming every night now/-

I NEED TO DO WELL!!!!!!

ok, but obviously i need to work harder (:

and, u noe something... PETER GRANT IS SO FREAKIN' HOT!!!

his this jazz singer from the U.K.

his website is www.peter-grant.co.uk

u can go there and stare at his wonderful face.

ahaha -.-

and my other obsession...

'me love' by sean kingston;

i noe i'm lame...

but this song is stuck to my head'

URGH!!

2007-08-30T23:01:00.000+08:00

don't think that i dunno wad u are up to...
i can see u noe that'
how can all of u be like that!!!
i can't believe!!
frankly, im shocked/-
but why??
there isn't any reason;
so wad am i to u??
A MINDLESS PUPPET!!!
urgh, i dun even wanna tok about it,
anyway; u are making it so obvious ):
maybe we should forget this whole thing.
i have completely nothing to say anyway...

sry ppl,
i juz need to get it off my chest!!
some ppl are juz hypocrite...
ok,
for your info/-
due to the coming of the exams;
i shall commit myself not to blog until after the examination'
but sometimes i just can't help myself.
but i will try to be discipline & study hard!!!
remember to pray for me ppl (:
(but most likely im gonna blog, so this post is kinda useless)

2007-08-26T21:13:00.000+08:00

ok,

re-cap for the past week!!!

MONDAY:

nothing much happened,

went to serene with some ppl,

and they kept saying i like hi-5

wad the...??

o.0

TUESDAY:

and again;

nothing much happened...

prodots was boring ):

wanted to sleep/-

so... yar

and COOKE won for badminton!!!

WEDNESDAY:

NETBALL INTER-HOUSE GAMES!!!

yay!

got to umpire (:

so fun/-

but looked at the other side of the court'

they looked so poor thing...

and nic said she killed herself with her own training;

HAHA

and btw, COOKE won for netball!!!

THURSDAY:

science enrichment finally finished!!

FINALLY...

it was so o.0

haiz...

home-econs practical was a DISASTER (:

and COOKE won for floorball!!

FRIDAY:

the worst day of my life-

ask all the 2e5 ppl;

stupid s***

crazy!!!

and can anyone tell me...

since when does ants chew on wires??

if u do not have any logic and why do u still scold us!!

XIAO

and we owe her 200 WORDS!!!

-.-

ok,

and had basketbal inter-house/-

there was this FAT person'

kept bumping into me

I WANT REVENGE...

and, COOKE won for basketball!!

SATURDAY, nothing much;

and today??

went to 'study' with teresa and sally oh...

yar, 'STUDY'

wad's the moral of the story??

COOKE WON EVERYTHING!!!!!!

2007-08-20T20:50:00.000+08:00

wad up! hommies!

cramming for home econs now...

and my wonderful partner keeps going offline'

haiz...GETTIN' FED UP HERE ):

this week damn STRESSED/-

and tmr still have to stay back for basketball prac;

BLEH!!!

me does not not being stressed

IT SUCKS!!

and im having a bad sore throat rite now ):

all thanks to a particular person -.-

2007-08-13T22:15:00.000+08:00

ok everyone...

I SURVIVED LIT!!!!

yay! finally, its over (:

but...

there's still SCIENCE!!

JIA YOU BA (:

ok; art was kinda fun (bumpy things)

hehe

then after skul'

got science enrichment/-

that was boring,

AND ITS OFFICIAL...

recycled water taste so much better than tap water.

SERIOUSLY!!

oh yeah, one more thing...

JIAMIN, GET WELL SOON!! (AGAIN)

BYES (:

2007-08-11T10:46:00.001+08:00

good morning ppl,
sry i was damn tired last night,
so i did not post;
decided to post in the morning instead...
so, yesterday went to jiamin's hse;
i was like 2 AND A HALF HOURS late'
sorry ):
huilin and cassandra aso went there 4 prodots/-
i noe i very extra (:
ai yah...anyway;
half way through,
jiamin got tuition....WE WERE BORED (:
then me, cassandra and huilin started crapping and taking photos
HAVIN SO MUCH FUN MAN!!!
yay, kae. then jiamin's brother brought out this toy robot thingy/-
cassandra and huilin got so facinated with it'
erm...HELLO!! ITS A TOY ROBOT!!
can u believe a bunch of fourteen year olds getting so facinated over a toy robot!!?
yar, try to imagined that...
ok, didn't realised the robot was able to shoot out this rubber ring thingy ):
cassandra and huilin started shooting me with it o.0
and by the way, YOUR AIMING IS LOUSY!!
didn't even hit me lor...only a few shots. haha.
ai yah, then stupid!! harold(my 'cuzin') kept sms-ing me!!!
and jiamin kept reading my messages and kept replying him
URGH!!!
harold is so irratating!!!!
haha. and jiamin made a new friend...
the idiotic harold (:
ok...that's all man! we had so much fun!!
see u tmr harold!!(on msn)
and... JIAMIN, GET WELL SOON!!!!! (:

2007-08-09T23:22:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE!!
u are so old already (:
haha, ok...
today didn't do much.
juz...u guessed it!
HOMEWORK, HOMEWORK and MORE HOMEWORK!!!!
my mum says i have to work hard now'
or she is gonna hamtum(kill) me):
so; i was guai kia/-
and actually did my homework(:
then my mum said that my friends were coming over,
then i thought 'yeah, can go out with them!'
then in the end...the cameto my hse to do wad...
HOMEWORK!
great! it was so exiciting...o.0
then we watch the NDP on tv-
was trying to spot my cousin in the ugly octopus costume,
but we couldn't/-
sad...):
and we could watch the fireworks from my hse!!
it was so nice manz'
kae, im tired now...
tmr im finally going out!!
YAY

2007-08-08T22:04:00.000+08:00

haha,

today was so FUN!

our skit was kinda successful (:

especially with wanda and atiqa!!

OMG they were like so cute on stage'

and wanda; u can really go to SOUND EFFECTS man!

it rocks lah-

i think our skit its the NICEST/- (:

the sing-a-long was quite fun too!!

after the celebration,

went to p.s with cassandra, hui lin and si en.

decided to watch disturbia'

i think they think that im abnormal now/

cause i kept stoning the whole movie through...

and didn't even make a sound.lol (:

the movie was nice, very thrilling!!

but i dun usually like to scream (:

and it was not that scary....

quite ok lah'

cassandra was so poor thing,

she was so SCARED until she cried!!

and hui lin and si en were COVERING THEIR EYES half the time o.0

so i think they did not watch the whole movie at all'

haha! but i survived...

i managed to watch the whole throughout without screaming,

but it wasn't even that scary for me, SO...

and STUPID harold!

i was watching a horror movie...

DO NOT EVER SMS ME!!

ruin the whole thing ):

i am so gonna get back at u!

ONE DAY!!!

2007-08-07T20:19:00.000+08:00

yo ppl;(:

tmr is the NATIONAL DAY CELEBRATION !!!

watch me tmr ar...

i'm the 'black hole' in the house skit'

hahahs

and to all 2e5 ppl, pls wear RED and WHITE clothing-

like that then nice mah.

rite??

hmmm; still planning on what to do after the celebration,

i shall go on a movie marathon with the ahemers'

yay!

lots of movies to choose from (:

simpsons, secret and disturbia all i wanna watch!!!!!!

but now,

have to sleep early 0.o

tmr must reach skul at 6.30!!!

BUT THEN...hehehe/-

we get to miss assembly !!!!!

Whoooohooooo (;

haha... i feel so random now and hyped up now'

must be all that coffee i drank;

cause i only sleep 2 hours last nite...

was trying to finish prodots-

im glad it went well 2day (:

urgh!!!

i can't wait for tmr...

wanda and atiqa are going to be so cute on stage (:

u have to watch them'

i can't stop laughing until now/-

so see u tmr....

TRUCK-TO!!

2007-07-30T23:43:00.000+08:00

Man! My back is like aching lah,
yesterday got this sneakers adidas netball carnival...
played from 8am-5pm
and only won third place;
we wanted second place...
cause the prize for second place is a cool shirt,shoebag & socks'
all sponsered by adidas (:
nobody seemed to want the first prize cause besides the shoebag & socks,
there is aso a bag...
which is PINK!
who would wanna pink bag??
but we did not get any,
we just got a shoebag & socks'
which is quite pathatic i must say/
we aso came back with aches & sores everywhere ):
sarah & her redbull was quite hilarious though
(only those who were there knows about it :D)
anywaes, im like damn tired now...
*yawn*
sorry, that was random;
nothing much happen today though-
but photo taking was fun!
and mrs. sh** was so freaky/
she scared me haf to death please...
and i was juz rite behind her'
she reminds me of a PONTIANIAK...
haha (:
dun tell her that'
kae, that's all i can actually think of rite now...
cause im like so freaking tired
):

2007-07-28T21:14:00.000+08:00

yo ppl, ok, today was kinda boring,

all sec 2s dun u agree??

i almost couldn't tahan,

became so restless, then decided to play on my mum's phone.

oopps!

hope none of the teachers reads this(:

but i wasn't the worse one...

during the f&n/drama presentation,

cause no one was really interested in that

so most of the parents kept on going to the toilet...

so rude man!

spare the thoughts of the teachers lah

they put in so much effort,

only to see that so many ppl getting out of their seats...

poor them):

anywaes, the rest of the day was juz blah!

on the other hand;

yesterday was funny(;

the ahemers came to my hse...

(u should noe who u are)

suppose to do project one

then we slack lor(:

actually, slacking is kinda normal for us;

well, then my bro claim that the donut that he ate was as tall as the ceiling,

so cute rite'

then one of the ahemers ask me to jump up to touch the ceiling,

and now i juz realised;

wad does my bro's donut had gotta do with me juping and touching the ceiling??

apparantly,

no DIFF!

stupid ahem'

u made me jump for nothing! hello!

im quite tired now,

and there's a carnival tmr

on a sun!

2007-07-27T23:07:00.000+08:00

hahas...

i totally apologise man

i was kinda busy

so now i finally have the time

& im happy

so...(drum roll)

WELCOME BACK TO IRIS' 'WONDERFUL' LIFE(:

i noe u miss me

if not, u'll not be reading this at all

so 3 cheers for missing me(:

let me give u a little present

*muacks*

u must be satisfied(:

i'll try to make up for the past 2 months that i've not been posting

sry,

blame it on my oh so hectic schedule

hahahs...

okies?

its like 11 already and i juz had training

have shoulder & back aches rite now;

unable to move

but im still so nice,

and managed to get up to type out a post(:

see the goodness in me?

okies;

enough of these nonsense...

and let's get down to business.

... ...

i'll post next time instead

hahahs(:

bye;

2007-05-08T18:19:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOYCE!!!!!

u are now one year older & will get more wrinkles...

muahahaha. juz joking.

well; another episode of iris' 'wonderful' life is coming up.

so stay tuned till then!

(choice of commercial starts here)

(choice of commercial ENDS)

welcome back! did u miss me when i was away??

dun give me that face now...

ok... back to business,

i am so like freaking nervous 4 EXAMS rite now...

only one word can describe it.

STRESSED

and wad was that shum doing juz now...

we are like so nervous 4 EXAM already &

still want to teach enggrish...

ok...i noe this episode is boring u out with my constant crapping;

i'll change the subject..

i need time to think of something interesting,

another commercial break??

ok...i wun hold u back;

i noe u are excited...

i can't wait till the end of EXAMS...

that was the 'interesting' part..

haha. i noe u are giving the face now,

THAT'S ALL THE TIME I HAVE NOW.

stay tuned & see u the next episode! :)

2007-05-03T15:15:00.000+08:00

omfg.... that ahem is so irratating...
i told u to keep this to yourself already...
why are u so mean??
u are not a friend that i can trust anymore...
how could you betray me juz like that...
this is the last straw man,
i can't believe that i could have trusted you with that photo ;
never will i tell you anything again...
i swear with my whole life...

i just can't bring myself to trust you ANYMORE...
how would you feel if i had done it to you...??
tell yourself honestly...
i have absoutely nothing to say to you anymore...

2007-04-29T13:13:00.000+08:00

eng exam totally sucks....

and that ahem go and scold me 4 writing bout my favourite place

say must write a lot of descriptive words

i tell u ar,

my fav. place is somewhere where i can dun see your ugly face.

anywaes, that is not the point in 2day's episode of iris' 'wonderful' lyfe...

after the eng exam, went to serene with jia min, jillian, cassandra and hui lin...

then we met other ppl there[not going to mention them]

and then i saw yunye!!

she then kept on laughing and laughing for the next 3 hours.

3 HOURS !!!

she really got a lot of stamina lehhs,

i cannot tahan already...

then we went home...

she continued smsing me,

on her smses still can laugh u noe..

wah! i really admire her.

so, if u ever need a good laugh...

pls go and find yunye...

she will really knock your socks off... :)

now, i am cramping for china exam...

i have a hunch that i did not do well 4 eng...

so...must study 4 china exam...

that's it 4 iris' 'wonderful' lyfe.

remember to tune in to the next episode...

2007-04-24T21:28:00.000+08:00

(choice of song starts here)
i've finally decided to REVIVED my freakin blog...
special thaks to chen xin...lurve her nehxzxzxz...
now, welcome back to iris' 'wonderful' lyfe;
i noe u are desperate...
so wait no more...
iris' 'wonderful lyfe' is BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!!
so don't give the look
and pls wait patiently for more exciting stuff to come
SERIOUSLY...pls hold for the next 24-hours... :)
while i try to think of something to write
and to pull up the ratings...
(end of song)

2007-04-24T21:11:00.000+08:00

HELLO SEXYS(:
I AM CHEN NEHZXZXZXZXZXZXZ
IRIS IS LOUSY(:

2006-11-14T09:36:00.000+08:00

omg...i so forgot that this blog still exists...i was like so worried over my exams that i had forgotten all about u...i am so sorrie...i promise that i will never abandon u again...XD

life is still the boring same old somehow...wif nothing 2 do at all...except 4 da usual trainings...haiz...nothing else 2 write...juniors...hope that u did well in da PSLE(scream)...i will be praying...

2006-08-09T21:55:00.000+08:00

hey!! singapore is 41...so old already ah...well, at least it is still alive and kicking...lol...well, i came across this chain mail and i hope u like it! :)

Did you know that those who appear to be very strong in heart, are real weak and most susceptible?

Did you know that those who spend their time protecting others are the ones that really need someone to protect them?

Did you know that the three most difficult things to say are:

I love you, Sorry and help me

Did you know that those who dress in red are more confident in themselves?

Did you know that those who dress in yellow are those that enjoy their beauty?

Did you know that those who dress in black, are those who want to be unnoticed and need your help and understanding?

Did you know that when you help someone, the help is returned in two folds?

Did you know that it's easier to say what you feel in writing than saying it to someone in the face? But did you know that it has more value when you say it to their face?

Did you know that if you ask for something in faith, your wishes are granted?

Did you know that you can make your dreams come true, like falling in love, becoming rich, staying healthy, if you ask for it by faith, and if you really knew, you'd be surprised by what you could do.

But don't believe everything I tell you, until you try it for yourself, if you know someone that is in need of something that I mentioned, and you know that you can help, you'll see that it will be returned in two-fold.

2006-07-28T20:47:00.000+08:00

today was such a bad day...firstly...i woke up late and had 2 rush like crazy so that i 2 get 2 school

on time...then i finally arrived at school at 7.14am...just one more minute before the school bell rang.

..i quickly queued up 4 biometrics...then it did not work...the prefect asked me 2 go down 2 the

office 2 write my name...by now...i only had 30 seconds left...i went 2 my classroom and put my bag

down...i "walked" as fast as i could 2 the gerneral office...i reached the general office...the queue

was miles long...i started 2 queue...i realised that the queue was 4 biometrics, not 4 writing your

name down...i got so angry...i quickly write my name down and went 4 assembly...after assembly,

my class had science...and had 2 face the"black-face" teacher...he kept picking on students...it was

lyk so irratating lor...after science,it was i.h....since our usual teacher was in u.s.a, we had this really

weird relief teacher...he asked us 2 do some work and we have 2 be silence...then he said that we

could discuss wif our partners...huh?...first he told us 2 keep quiet...then he said we could discuss...

it was really weird...after that, he said that he would not just write the answers on the board 4 us...

he would pick any one of us and we had 2 try 2 answer the question...it was lyk in the military army.

..as we could not do most of the questions...he told us 2 go home and try it...then...we were in our

groups disussing some other activity...ok...then it was chinese...some groups had their news

presentation today...after the first group, lao shi was so disappointed that we had a "lecture"...then

we continued wif the other groups until we were late 4 recess...see how bad my day was?...there is

still some more...i had 2 run during recess 4 TAF...as i was late 4 recess...i had 2 run very fast so that
i could go back 2 class on time...my stomach had so many stiches after running...so painful...after

recess, it was english...some of them did not bring their CIP logbooks yesterday so they had 2 bring

it today...my teacher then went down the list of people who did not bring yesterday...when my

teacher read one of my classmate's name...she told the teacher that she did not bring it...she was

made 2 stand...then she called another classmate's name...my other classmate aso did not bring...so

she aso told the teacher that she not bring it and had left it in her cupboard...then my teacher

accused her of acting innocent and scolded her 4 not telling that she did not bring her CIP logbook

earlier...huh?...the classmate before had told the teacher on the spot that she did not bring her CIP

logbook and was made 2 stand...but my classmate after aso told the teacher on the spot and not

only she needed 2 stand...she aso got a big, fat, scolding...it is lyk...why is the teacher lyk that?...

after all that mess...we went 2 the space 2 play charades...it was quite ok lah...not too bad...we

were laughing our heads off anyway...as we did not have assembly after english...we were supposed

2 go back 2 class 2 study quietly...when we reached the class...it was lykl a jungle man!...everyone

was yakking away(except 4 a few exceptions)...or making a lot of noise...i really had a hard time

controlling them...my day did not end there...then there was training...it was boring as we only had

2 do bench-works...but it was raining and the weather was very humid...so my perspiration could not

evaporate...i was drenched all over...and i had 2 go back home all "wet"...and now...i am here...

typing out my very bad day...

2006-07-24T15:14:00.000+08:00

i am furious rite now...want 2 noe why? an anoynomous person called me yesterday

evening and told me that she had lost my report and i was 2 do another one. i was a

bit angry at first...then i ask her 'can i have at least one week 2 do it?'and then

she was lyk'cannot. 2 days can?' by now, i was already arguing wif her 4 more time

on the report since she was the one who lost it...then she told me it was the

teacher that wanted us 2 hand in the report in 2 day's time.i ask her if the teacher

knew, she said yes and the teacher only gave us 2 pathetic days 2 do it...by now,

smoke was coming out from my head...so,as i was a very sensible girl, i decided 2

hang up on her just in case i managed 2 strangle her over the phone...

the next day in skul... i can see everybody's face black black one...so i assumed

that they noe...then when the anoynomous person entered into class...she was

grinning from ear 2 ear...i was lyk so angry and she still can smile...then i ask

her'did u managed to find it?' then she said 'notyet...' then everybody in the class

was very angry...

during recess,my other frend told my that they were trying 2 find 4 the reports last

friday, then... it struck me...when she knew she had lost the reports on friday...

why didn't she call me on that day instead of just yesterday...i realised that my

day just got worse...I AM SOOOOOOO ANGRY!!!!!! :(

2006-07-23T12:15:00.000+08:00

hey!sorry that i not posted anything 4 so long...its just that i was so busy that i forgot that i actually had a blog...so sorry ):i promise that i will update my blog frequently...well, i am so glad that i have all of u as frends...here is a tribute to all my frends out there...

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty,

He said...no.

She asked him if he would want to be with her forever....and he said no.

She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry,and once again he replied with a no.

She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face The boy grabbed her arm and said....

You're not pretty you're beautiful.

I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.

And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die...

SO NOW I WILL SAY:

I like you because of who you are to me....A true friend

And if I don't get this back I'll take the hint.

Remember:

"A good friend will come bail you out of jail...

But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying ...

WE screwed up! "

Proud to be your Friend!

Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence,and don't skip ahead.

I've learned....That life is like a roll of toilet paper.

The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

I've learned....That we should be glad God doesn't give us

everything we ask for

I've learned....That money doesn't buy class.

I've learned...That it's those small daily happenings

that make life so spectacular.

I've learned...That under everyone's hard shell

is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

I've learned....That the Lord didn't do it all in one day.

What makes me think I can?

I've learned....That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

I've learned.

I've learned....That the less time I have to work,

the more things I get done.

To all of you ... Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence.

Show your friends how much you care.

YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I am honored:)

2006-05-18T20:21:00.000+08:00

heyy people!i am feeling so horriblr lor:( school life is so horrible... homework and more homework. i am lyk so depressed lor.let me tell u, teachers are horrible and some 'friends' are lyk so sparstic...(i dont want 2 name them as i dont want 2 offend anyone), but i aso have very nice friends.but i just cant stand some of them...well, anyway,since this is my brand new blog ( i deleted the old blog as i dont want 2 rememember of the sad memories)... right!well, here is a poem one weird gal sent me as a burfdae present.. i noe, kinda creepy too:

(Chinese version)

Chuang qian ming yue guang

Yi shi di shang shuang

Ju tou wang ming yue

Di tou shi gu xiang

(English version)

The moonlight is pouring down on my bedside

Like white frost spreading on the ground

I look up the bright round moon in the sky

And lower my head thinking of my dear hometown

(Singlish-Phua Chu Kang version )

Bed-front Moon Bright Bright

Think Is Floor White White

Lift Head See Moon Moon

Bow Head Miss Home Home

(Ah-Beng version)

Bed-front Orr Pi Sai (pick nose)

Think Think Go Pang Sai

Pick Up Tai Gor Tai (handphone)

BS While Lau Sai

(Latest Army-Reservist version)

Bed-front Lau Bark Sai (tears drop)

Thinking About Exercise (reservist mobilization)

Drop Dead Look Into The Sky (run until no breath)

Tong Kor Sia Lang Zai? (my heartache nobody knows)

(Osama version)

No friend at my side

Think think Bush will fight

Lift head but where to hide?

This time don't know when will die?

(Bush version)

Can't sleep since that night

Think think where he hide?

Bomb bomb friends say I pai

No choice ask them go fly kite

hope u will laugh your heads off:)